The Phantom Holding Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Brown gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
82%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Brown drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.