The Snap Count Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
83%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Brown's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.