The Inch-Short Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Brown's stadium. Only over Brown.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Brown drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
87%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Brown scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.