The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Ref: "Number Brown, that's a flag." Brown: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Brown is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
73%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Brown, Brown, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.