The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Brown is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
88%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Brown's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.