The Phantom Holding Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- A mysterious flag erases Brown's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
81%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Brown's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.