The Shadow Coverage Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Bachman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bachman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.