The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Ref: "Number Bachman, that's a flag." Bachman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Bachman tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
77%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bachman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.