The Late Scratch Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Kamara will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
91%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kamara drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.