The Snap Count Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Kamara scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
91%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Kamara scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.