The Stuffed Run Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Kamara breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
84%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kamara, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.