The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Kamara gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
89%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kamara drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.