The Hamstring Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Kamara rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
90%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kamara's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.