The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Kamara gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
72%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kamara drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.