The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Kamara's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Kamara sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kamara's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.