The Fumble Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kamara's stadium. Only over Kamara.
- Kamara loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
77%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kamara's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.