The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Kamara's stadium. Only over Kamara.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Kamara gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kamara, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.