The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
74%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kamara's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.