The Hamstring Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- A mysterious flag erases Kamara's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Kamara scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
- Kenneth Walker III
FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.