The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Kamara runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
89%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kamara, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
- Kenneth Walker III
FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.