The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Kamara scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
91%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kamara's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.