The Stuffed Run Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Ref: "Number Kamara, that's a flag." Kamara: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- The team goes up 21 early and Kamara gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
83%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kamara's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.