The Garbage-Time Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Kamara gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kamara drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.