The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Kamara's stadium. Only over Kamara.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- A mysterious flag erases Kamara's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Kamara is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
74%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kamara, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.