The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Kamara's stadium. Only over Kamara.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Kamara will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
81%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kamara, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.