The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Kamara is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
76%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kamara's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.