The Snap Count Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kamara's stadium. Only over Kamara.
84%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Kamara, Kamara, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.