The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Kamara is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
72%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Kamara scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.