The Late Scratch Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Kamara gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
85%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Kamara scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.