The Late Scratch Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Kamara loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
89%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kamara's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.