The Snap Count Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Ref: "Number Kamara, that's a flag." Kamara: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Kamara is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
87%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Kamara, Kamara, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.