The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Kamara is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
92%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Kamara scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.