The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- The broadcast shows Kamara on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kamara, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.