The Hamstring Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Kamara gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
87%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kamara's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.