The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Kamara will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
82%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kamara's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.