The Mystery Tweak Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Kamara will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
74%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Kamara, Kamara, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.