The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Kamara will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
89%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kamara's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.