The Snap Count Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Kamara gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
89%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Kamara scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.