The Late Scratch Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Kamara finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
83%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kamara's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.