The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Kamara gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
86%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Kamara, Kamara, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.