The Committee Backfield Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Ref: "Number Kamara, that's a flag." Kamara: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Kamara will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
84%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kamara, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.