The Fumble Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Kamara is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
87%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kamara's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.