The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
- Kamara gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
86%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Kamara scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.