The Stuffed Run Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Kamara's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Kamara will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kamara's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.