The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kamara's stadium. Only over Kamara.
- The broadcast shows Kamara on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
80%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kamara's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.