The Stuffed Run Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Coach says Kamara is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Kamara gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kamara's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.