The Snap Count Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Kamara gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
90%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kamara's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.