The Fumble Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- The broadcast shows Kamara on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
85%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kamara's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.