The Mystery Tweak Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Kamara rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
83%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kamara's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.