The Committee Backfield Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- The broadcast shows Kamara on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kamara drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.